Top Ten Things That Prove You’ve Gone Over the Deep End With Internet Marketing
By Rick Adams
Ready ... here we go.
- You’re Irish so you combine the “Luck of the Irish” with
the Internet Money God and name your first male son "Yanik O’Reily."
#9 - Instead of telling your kids a bedtime story, you summarize
the latest article on digital watermarking.
#8 - You record your answering machine with one of Armand Morin’s
new audio testimonials.
#7 - The slang version of PDF is spoken at the dinner table and now
stands for "Pass Da Food".
#6 - You burn a CD with Marlon Sander’s greatest audio email
#5 - You create a bobble-head figure of Joe Vitale and use it to "hypnotize"
your kids into eating their vegetables.
#4 - You replace your embroidered "Home Sweet Home" wall
picture with a 17-inch flat panel screen displaying "Niche Sweet
#3 - You hire Ted Ciuba to market your own boot camp called ...How
To Get Rich and Understand Women Boot Camp.
#2 - You hold weekly tele-seminars with your relatives announcing
the plans for your daughter’s wedding. Each week you select
one participant to receive a free ticket to the wedding (value
$1,997) otherwise they
can get in for the discounted rate of $997. This price does allow
them to bring one guest.
And The #1 Thing That Proves You’ve Gone Over the Deep End with
Internet Marketing is ...
#1 - You create a digital photo album named ... Classics: The History
of Marlon Sanders website photographs!
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